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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(Source: spooky--utopia, via filthyhalf-blood)

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16 minutes ago

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via filthyhalf-blood)

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1 hour ago

i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”

communistbakery:

when in reality they look like this:

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and i’m just sitting there like:

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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

ME AS HELL

(Source: notskomak, via thisismyreallycreativeurl)

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2 hours ago
annabellioncourt:

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

That…that is utter madness. And genius.

annabellioncourt:

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

That…that is utter madness. And genius.

(via thisismyreallycreativeurl)

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3 hours ago

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(via jonophobias)

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7 hours ago

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Source: cumrn, via hotboyproblems)

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8 hours ago

volcainist:

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(Source: natnovna, via chocolaty)

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11 hours ago

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via done)

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12 hours ago

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

(Source: peidigrimes, via filthyhalf-blood)

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Posted
13 hours ago
Bella:I know what you are
Edward:say it
Bella:... problematic
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14 hours ago

thefantastician:

I don’t even know what to say about this one

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

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15 hours ago
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