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whatsupf-ckers:

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

Not free in England either

whatsupf-ckers:

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

Not free in England either

(via thisismyreallycreativeurl)

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56 minutes ago

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

(via chocolaty)

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2 hours ago

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

image

(Source: wigglytuffz, via full-timebullshitter)

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3 hours ago

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via itsindiejay)

Fuck, my tea.
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5 hours ago

budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

(via greetings)

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7 hours ago
nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

(via trust)

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8 hours ago
hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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12 hours ago

andrewbreitel:

"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram

(Source: andrewbreitel, via userbar)

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13 hours ago

heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

(via greetings)

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15 hours ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

(via sorry)

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16 hours ago

the-misadventures-of-lele:

fileformat:

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

(Source: whisperintoass, via done)

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18 hours ago
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