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nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

(via spinach)

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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(via the-perks-of-being-a-ravenclaw)

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1 hour ago

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

(via filthyhalf-blood)

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2 hours ago

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via doorfin)

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"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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6 hours ago

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via sniffing)

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8 hours ago

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes, via leshadowartist)

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11 hours ago

100percentrebeltimelord:

PETER DOUGAN CAPALDI DID YOU JUST SUBTLY FLIP OFF AN INTERVIEWER?!?!

(via amyateyourtepig)

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12 hours ago

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

(Source: egomatter, via johnlockedmyhiddlesbatch)

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sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via filthyhalf-blood)

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17 hours ago

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

(via asian)

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18 hours ago
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