Patticake
Hi! Welcome to my blog, home of the (very) reluctant student just add wifi and food! Feel free to have a nosey round just dont judge k? ;)

buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

(via orgasm)

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via amblejambles)

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1 hour ago

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via sniffing)

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via humanitys-cleanest)

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smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN

(via gay-t-rex)

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6 hours ago

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via sniffing)

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pineapple-drink:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

pspspss

you can also trace things

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(via gay-t-rex)

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10 hours ago

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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11 hours ago

madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

(via nerds-are-cool)

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12 hours ago

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(via fake-mermaid)

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12 hours ago
Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.


Answer:

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

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13 hours ago

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via asian)

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14 hours ago

scarletlip:

thesociopathtrickster:

into-the-dark-worlds:

Loki Laufeyson 

From playful to downright evil

Yessssssss

(via johnlockedmyhiddlesbatch)

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15 hours ago

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via nerds-are-cool)

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